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I hate everyone, except you
Title:
I hate everyone, except you
ISBN:
9781476776934

9781476776941
Edition:
First Gallery Books hardcover edition.
Physical Description:
226 pages ; 22 cm
Contents:
Kamikaze -- Brilliant ideas -- Auditions, the universe, and other whatnot -- Memorizing porn -- Turd in the punchbowl -- Freakin' fabulous, the sitcom -- The switch -- Clinton for president! -- You young, me restless -- Textbook penis -- Stockholm syndrome -- The way it went -- I'm waiting -- Your a psychopath -- Salad days -- Rich and famous -- Afterword.
Summary:
A collection of essays by the moderator of "The Chew" charts his journey from a misfit youth to an awkward adult, exploring his haphazard experiences with 1980s porn, New Jersey's premiere water parks, his sister's cheerleading endeavors, and a life-threatening mud bath.

Kelly pens a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult. Best known as a co-host of The Chew, and the makeover show What not to wear, he utilizes his signature wit to delve into topics that showcase his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations.
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