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Normally, this would be cause for concern : tales of calamity and unrelenting awkwardness
Title:
Normally, this would be cause for concern : tales of calamity and unrelenting awkwardness
ISBN:
9781476760230
Edition:
First Gallery Books hardcover edition.
Physical Description:
viii, 213 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
Contents:
Will act for shoes -- Walk much? -- As seen on TV -- Sometimes they wish I was adopted -- Wannabe jock -- Never too old -- Before the ring -- I heart you with all my fart -- I do want to scream at everyone -- The poop whisperer -- I want to be a rapper.
Summary:
"A romp through Danielle's own imperfections and mild neuroses, [this is] a book for anyone who, like Danielle, has ever tripped and fallen down a flight of stairs in a room full of people, had a romantic moment with their significant other that was ruined by horrendous gas, or taken a Halloween photo without realizing there was a huge chunk of chocolate-covered strawberry in their teeth. Here is the real, imperfect Danielle, who knows that a good sense of humor and a positive attitude makes life so much more enjoyable"--Amazon.com.
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