When her husband suddenly dumps her, longtime dedicated housewife Deanna turns regret into re-set by going back to college, landing in the same class and school as her daughter, who's not entirely sold on the idea. Plunging headlong into the campus experience, the increasingly outspoken Deanna, now Dee Rock, embraces freedom, fun and frat boys on her own terms, finding her true self in a senior year no one ever expected.

I have discovered that pain never just creeps into a person's life. Pain never just stops by for a front porch conversation, never knocks on your door or calls to see if it's a good time. Pain always throws a party, and this party is guaranteed to shock you. Pain jumps out from behind the couch and shouts, "SURPRISE!!!!" Pain is the ultimate loose cannon-loud, flamboyant, and obnoxious. This is why we are so surprised when we walk through the doorway...

Back Cover Need inspiration for your next Halloween get-together? With all its delightfully demonic minutia on full display, this exceptionally detailed compilation delivers the goods! Brimming with creatively conceived unique ideas, Halloween: Life of the Party takes the reader on an excursion through a state-of-the-art All Hallows' Eve habitat where the most unusual of offerings abound. To open the front cover is to pass through a veritable portal,...

When her husband suddenly dumps her, longtime dedicated housewife Deanna turns regret into re-set by going back to college, landing in the same class and school as her daughter, who's not entirely sold on the idea. Plunging headlong into the campus experience, the increasingly outspoken Deanna, now Dee Rock, embraces freedom, fun and frat boys on her own terms, finding her true self in a senior year no one ever expected.

"The stories Kreischer shares ... are a guidebook on how not to grow up. From his fraternity days at Florida State University, to his rise as a standup, to his marriage and first brushes with fatherhood, Kreischer shows you a path that may not lead you to maturity or personal growth. But it will lead you to a shitload of fun"--

"This book offers accessible mini-essays that provide a quirky spin on proper grammar usage"--Publisher

Want to master math while wowing your friends and boosting your bottom line? Does crunching numbers bore you to tears? Do you wish you could puzzle out the facts and figures behind placing bets and playing the lottery? Calculus whiz and PhD grad Amir Pirnazar has tutored hundreds of students from the brink of failing grades to mathlete material. Now he's here to show you little-known tricks that can make computation a breeze and possibly even line...