With more than 6.5 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!For A.J. and the gang at Ella Mentry School, weirdness and fun are all part of the routine. In this first book in the outrageously funny series that has reached millions of readers around the world, second-grade teacher Miss Daisy is in over her head. She doesn't even know how to add or subtract! But the kids have other things on their minds. Principal Klutz has promised that if they read a million pages in books, they can turn the school into a video-game arcade for one whole night!One thing's for sure - life at Ella Mentry School is never going to be the same again! Perfect for reluctant readers and word-lovers alike, My Weird School has something for everyone.
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9780060507008
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My Weird School #2
By Gutman, Dan
Never before has school been this mixed up - or this much fun!Principal Klutz was hanging upside down from the school flagpole! He kissed a pig on the lips and painted his bald head orange! And now he wants to bungee jump off the roof of the school dressed as Santa Claus!
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9780060507022
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My Weird School #3
By Gutman, Dan
A.J. and his classmates are convinced that the new school librarian, Mrs. Roopy, has multiple personality disorder because she keeps pretending to be famous people.
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9780060507046
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My Weird School #4
By Gutman, Dan
Ms. Hannah wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. Plus she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is the worst art class ever!
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9780060507060
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My Weird School #5
By Gutman, Dan
A.J. and the other second graders do everything except play sports when they go to "fizz ed" class with their new teacher, Miss Small.
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9780060745189
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Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Music class is awesome! The teacher, Mr. Hynde, raps, break-dances, and plays bongo drums on the principal's bald head. But he goes too far when he tries to make A.J. kiss Andrea in the school play. Yuck! Will A.J. survive?
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9780060745202
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Mrs. Cooney is Loony!
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Mrs. Cooney, the school nurse, is a knockout - and A.J. has a crush on her! But are her charms just a cover for her secret identity as an international spy? Will A.J.'s love for Mrs. Cooney win out over his love for the good old USA?
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9780060745226
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My Weird School #8
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Ms. LaGrange talks funny, and she's from some other country called France! She thinks the vomitorium is a fancy restaurant! Plus she's writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes. Ms. LaGrange is the weirdest lunch lady in the history of the world!
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9780060822231
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Miss Lazar Is Bizarre!
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Miss Lazar likes to dance around the school with a mop! She has a secret room down in the basement where she keeps the bad kids. She says cleaning throw-up is fun! Miss Lazar is the weirdest custodian in the history of the world! ,
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9780060822255
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My Weird School #10
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Mr. Docker must be a mad scientist. He does nutty experiments and has an evil, demented, cackling laugh. Plus he invented a car that runs on potatoes! Mr. Docker is the weirdest science teacher ever! Is he trying to take over the world?
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9780060822279
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My Weird School #11
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and shes driving everyone crazy!,
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9780060822293
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My Weird School #12
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world!
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9780060822316
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My Weird School #13
By Gutman, Dan
Something spooky is going on!Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world! But her house is haunted! People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?
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9780060853808
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My Weird School #14
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Miss Holly, the Spanish teacher, is hanging mistletoe everywhere! That means boys will have to kiss girls. And girls will have to kiss boys. Ugh! Miss Holly is taking the holidays way too far!
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60853824
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My Weird School #15
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!It's Presidents' Day! And Mr. Macky, the reading specialist, actually expects A.J. and his friends to read stuff about the presidents! Not only that, but he lives in a log cabin and thinks he's Abraham Lincoln! Is he for real?
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9780061141515
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Ms. Coco Is Loco
By Gutman, Dan
Its Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.s life ever be normal again?
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9780061141539
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My Weird School #17
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going onMiss Suki is a famous childrens book authorand shes coming to AJs school She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom its the kids who are going to be endangered Yikes
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9780061234736
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My Weird School #18
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?
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9780061234750
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My Weird School #19
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Its Thanksgiving! A.J. is thankful for four days off from school. But hes not thankful for Dr. Carbles, who is grumpier than ever. Dr. Carbles even fires Mr. Klutz! Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job? ,
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9780061234774
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My Weird School #20
By Gutman, Dan
Something groovy is going on! It's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck!
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9780061234798
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Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. But anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. The tour guide says that dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?
My Weird School #1
By Gutman, Dan
With more than 6.5 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!For A.J. and the gang at Ella Mentry School, weirdness and fun are all part of the routine. In this first book in the outrageously funny series that has reached millions of readers around the world, second-grade teacher Miss Daisy is in over her head. She doesn't even know how to add or subtract! But the kids have other things on their minds. Principal Klutz has promised that if they read a million pages in books, they can turn the school into a video-game arcade for one whole night!One thing's for sure - life at Ella Mentry School is never going to be the same again! Perfect for reluctant readers and word-lovers alike, My Weird School has something for everyone.
My Weird School #2
By Gutman, Dan
Never before has school been this mixed up - or this much fun!Principal Klutz was hanging upside down from the school flagpole! He kissed a pig on the lips and painted his bald head orange! And now he wants to bungee jump off the roof of the school dressed as Santa Claus!
My Weird School #3
By Gutman, Dan
A.J. and his classmates are convinced that the new school librarian, Mrs. Roopy, has multiple personality disorder because she keeps pretending to be famous people.
My Weird School #4
By Gutman, Dan
Ms. Hannah wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. Plus she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is the worst art class ever!
My Weird School #5
By Gutman, Dan
A.J. and the other second graders do everything except play sports when they go to "fizz ed" class with their new teacher, Miss Small.
Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Music class is awesome! The teacher, Mr. Hynde, raps, break-dances, and plays bongo drums on the principal's bald head. But he goes too far when he tries to make A.J. kiss Andrea in the school play. Yuck! Will A.J. survive?
Mrs. Cooney is Loony!
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Mrs. Cooney, the school nurse, is a knockout - and A.J. has a crush on her! But are her charms just a cover for her secret identity as an international spy? Will A.J.'s love for Mrs. Cooney win out over his love for the good old USA?
My Weird School #8
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Ms. LaGrange talks funny, and she's from some other country called France! She thinks the vomitorium is a fancy restaurant! Plus she's writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes. Ms. LaGrange is the weirdest lunch lady in the history of the world!
Miss Lazar Is Bizarre!
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Miss Lazar likes to dance around the school with a mop! She has a secret room down in the basement where she keeps the bad kids. She says cleaning throw-up is fun! Miss Lazar is the weirdest custodian in the history of the world! ,
My Weird School #10
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Mr. Docker must be a mad scientist. He does nutty experiments and has an evil, demented, cackling laugh. Plus he invented a car that runs on potatoes! Mr. Docker is the weirdest science teacher ever! Is he trying to take over the world?
My Weird School #11
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and shes driving everyone crazy!,
My Weird School #12
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world!
My Weird School #13
By Gutman, Dan
Something spooky is going on!Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world! But her house is haunted! People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?
My Weird School #14
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Miss Holly, the Spanish teacher, is hanging mistletoe everywhere! That means boys will have to kiss girls. And girls will have to kiss boys. Ugh! Miss Holly is taking the holidays way too far!
My Weird School #15
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!It's Presidents' Day! And Mr. Macky, the reading specialist, actually expects A.J. and his friends to read stuff about the presidents! Not only that, but he lives in a log cabin and thinks he's Abraham Lincoln! Is he for real?
Ms. Coco Is Loco
By Gutman, Dan
Its Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.s life ever be normal again?
My Weird School #17
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going onMiss Suki is a famous childrens book authorand shes coming to AJs school She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom its the kids who are going to be endangered Yikes
My Weird School #18
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?
My Weird School #19
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!Its Thanksgiving! A.J. is thankful for four days off from school. But hes not thankful for Dr. Carbles, who is grumpier than ever. Dr. Carbles even fires Mr. Klutz! Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job? ,
My Weird School #20
By Gutman, Dan
Something groovy is going on! It's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck!
Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!
By Gutman, Dan
Something weird is going on!A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. But anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. The tour guide says that dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?