A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance--until her dad makes one for her in his lab. "Lily--meet Stitchy." A family enjoys a nice Thanksgiving dinner--until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. A princess meets a pea-brained suitor. And the battle of two red hot pepper weenies ends in flames.Critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar returns from a journey into the darkest depths of his brain with thirty-five more warped and creepy tales. And in the tradition of the three previous Weenie collections--In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, and The Curse of the Campfire Weenies--he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie.
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Paperback
In the Land of the Lawn Weenies
By Lubar, David
Kids can be such monsters. Literally.From the award-winning author of Hidden Talents, two remarkable short story collections - Kidzilla and The Witch's Monkey - together for the first time. Plus several brand new stories. Each hilarious and harrowing. A substitute teacher finds out she has some monsters for students. A group of kids attempt a levitation trick with hair-raising results. A neighborhood is so boring the grown ups are turning into...well...you know. And dozens more. So don't be a weenie! Read these stories!
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9780765345707
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Mass Market Paperback
Attack of the Vampire Weenies
By Lubar, David
A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime--literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a get-out-of-gym-free card. Sick of his sisters vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections, which have sold more than 1.7 million copies to date. Dont be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!,
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9780765323453
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Hardcover
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
By Lubar, David
A boy discovers the answer to one of the great urban mysteries: why are pigeons always pooping in parks? A second-grade class learns why they should always be nice to their math teacher….An ancient predator uses the internet to search out its prey… A young girl and her little brother escape a campfire weenie only to encounter something even more terrifying: a troupe of Girl Scouts singing campfire songs. For this, his third collection of warped and creepy "weenie" tales, critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar traveled deep into the shadowy corners of his mind, looking for new ways to amuse and terrify his readers. And in the tradition of In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Invasion of the Road Weenies, he reveals the inspiration behind each of the thirty-five stories at the end of the book.
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9780765318077
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Hardcover
Beware the Ninja Weenies
By Lubar, David
Welcome to the Weenie Zone! Acclaimed author David Lubar is back with Beware the Ninja Weenies, his sixth collection of Warped and Creepy Tales--a series of spooky stories for young readersStranded aliens seek out Earths most intelligent species. Hint Its not us. A bully discovers the meaning of spatial displacement. Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back.Here are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book.Dont be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!,.
The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
By Lubar, David
A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance--until her dad makes one for her in his lab. "Lily--meet Stitchy." A family enjoys a nice Thanksgiving dinner--until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. A princess meets a pea-brained suitor. And the battle of two red hot pepper weenies ends in flames.Critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar returns from a journey into the darkest depths of his brain with thirty-five more warped and creepy tales. And in the tradition of the three previous Weenie collections--In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, and The Curse of the Campfire Weenies--he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie.
In the Land of the Lawn Weenies
By Lubar, David
Kids can be such monsters. Literally.From the award-winning author of Hidden Talents, two remarkable short story collections - Kidzilla and The Witch's Monkey - together for the first time. Plus several brand new stories. Each hilarious and harrowing. A substitute teacher finds out she has some monsters for students. A group of kids attempt a levitation trick with hair-raising results. A neighborhood is so boring the grown ups are turning into...well...you know. And dozens more. So don't be a weenie! Read these stories!
Attack of the Vampire Weenies
By Lubar, David
A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime--literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a get-out-of-gym-free card. Sick of his sisters vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections, which have sold more than 1.7 million copies to date. Dont be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!,
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
By Lubar, David
A boy discovers the answer to one of the great urban mysteries: why are pigeons always pooping in parks? A second-grade class learns why they should always be nice to their math teacher….An ancient predator uses the internet to search out its prey… A young girl and her little brother escape a campfire weenie only to encounter something even more terrifying: a troupe of Girl Scouts singing campfire songs. For this, his third collection of warped and creepy "weenie" tales, critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar traveled deep into the shadowy corners of his mind, looking for new ways to amuse and terrify his readers. And in the tradition of In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Invasion of the Road Weenies, he reveals the inspiration behind each of the thirty-five stories at the end of the book.
Beware the Ninja Weenies
By Lubar, David
Welcome to the Weenie Zone! Acclaimed author David Lubar is back with Beware the Ninja Weenies, his sixth collection of Warped and Creepy Tales--a series of spooky stories for young readersStranded aliens seek out Earths most intelligent species. Hint Its not us. A bully discovers the meaning of spatial displacement. Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back.Here are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book.Dont be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!,.