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Young actors: Give the boot to Neil Labute. Tell Christopher Durang he's no thang. This ground-breaking book of Grade-A meaty monologues is designed to help teen-aged actorians express their feelings through The Magic of The Theatre. Flip to any page and start reading aloud. You'll be getting attention in no time!



About the Author

Mike Levine

Mike Levine is the author of "Oh, The Flesh You Will Eat!", a hardcover Dr. Seuss parody, and "All The Feelings: Hella Dramatic Monologues For Thespians Of A Teen Age." He contributes to The Onion, Onion News Network, Heeb Magazine, and The Devastator.

"I had to get a medical degree just to understand Oh, The Flesh You Will Eat, but those six weeks in Jamaica under the tutelage of what appeared to be a very unethical educational institution were entirely worth it! Oh, The Flesh You Will Eat is the perfect graduation gift for flesh-eating bacteria on the go and meat bags alike; honestly, if Dr. Seuss had any goddamned talent at all, he would write books like Oh, The Flesh You Will Eat, and I write that as a huge fan of the man." - Nathan Rabin, author, You Don't Know Me But You Don't Like Me, Weird Al: The Book, The Big Rewind and original head writer of The A.V. Club

"Disgustingly awesome. Hilarious, perverse, and fun!" - John Layman, creator of Chew

"If you read one lyrical ode to flesh-eating pathogens, make it this one!" - Jeff Loveness, writer of Groot



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