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A brilliantly funny exploration of the twin mysteries of parenthood and families from the Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Timesbestselling author of Insane City.In his New York Timesbestselling Ill Mature When Im Dead, Dave Barry embarked on the treacherous seas of adulthood, to hilarious results. What comes next Parenthood, of course, and families.In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating hes serious about that title When my daughter can legally commence datingFebruary 24, 2040I intend to monitor her closely, even if I am deceased to funeral instructions I would like my eulogy to be given by William Shatner, the differences between male and female friendships, the deeper meaning of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a fathers ultimate sacrifice accompanying his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert It turns out that the noise teenaged girls make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgers.