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They're getting bigger. And you're not getting any more sleep.Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is - again - offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.Chapters include:You Suck at This. It's not just your imagination.Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult.Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma's a bitch.Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick.This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones.



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Dawn Dais

Dawn Dais is a freelance writer and designer from Roseville, CA. Her previous books including The Sh!t No One Tells You, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2 and The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women were published by Seal Press, have topped Amazon.com best-seller lists, and have been featured by countless TV and print media sources. Her uniquely sarcastic yet inspiring tone has entertained and guided an enthusiastic core of readers towards their various ridiculous parenting and athletic goals.Dawn's most recent book The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.?Dawn has also authored several gift books/items, including 102 Things to Do Before You are Due and The Overly Honest Baby Book, which is a compact, humorous gift book that offers the perfect keepsake for recording all the memories from your baby's first year - the good, the bad, and the flat-out frightening.Other gift options courtesy of Dawn's brain are Coupon Books for new moms and Sarcastic Monthly Stickers to help track baby's first year of life in a funny way. ?Dawn lives in Roseville, CA, with her two kids, two dogs, two cats, and the occasional mouse brought into the home by said cats. She is tired.



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