About this item
There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais, mother to a one-year-old and author of The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais tells it like it is, revealing what it's really like to be a new parent and providing helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they're suddenly facing.
About the Author
Dawn Dais is a freelance writer and designer from Roseville, CA. Her previous books including The Sh!t No One Tells You, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2 and The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women were published by Seal Press, have topped Amazon.com best-seller lists, and have been featured by countless TV and print media sources. Her uniquely sarcastic yet inspiring tone has entertained and guided an enthusiastic core of readers towards their various ridiculous parenting and athletic goals.Dawn's most recent book The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.?Dawn has also authored several gift books/items, including 102 Things to Do Before You are Due and The Overly Honest Baby Book, which is a compact, humorous gift book that offers the perfect keepsake for recording all the memories from your baby's first year - the good, the bad, and the flat-out frightening.Other gift options courtesy of Dawn's brain are Coupon Books for new moms and Sarcastic Monthly Stickers to help track baby's first year of life in a funny way. ?Dawn lives in Roseville, CA, with her two kids, two dogs, two cats, and the occasional mouse brought into the home by said cats. She is tired.
