About this item
"Koala Bears aren't called Eucalyptus-eaters. Panda Bears aren't called Bamboo-eaters. Jaguars eat Anteaters, but they aren't called Anteater-eaters!" insists a voracious young Anteater who will gobble up just about every food except for one: ants! This clever take on the picky-eater is full of wry humor and silly puns as the anteater takes us through the food he LOVES to eat, all while repeating the refrain, "but I don't eat ants." That is until dinnertime when his mom presents him with with a "fiery" surprise. The final punchline playfully depicts the often illogical rationalizations of young picky eaters in a way that will have kids and their parents laughing.
About the Author
I'm glad you stopped by to take a look at my books! That means that you're an intelligent, discerning, and - chances are - attractive enthusiast of the written language. Here you will find a number of books that I've either written or in which one or more of my stories is featured.
Typically I write 'flash fiction' stories that are a page long and the collections 'Briefs for the Reading Room' and 'Change of Briefs' are book-length compilations of these with some additional witticisms and fabricated factoids for your amusement. They're great for times when you have a few minutes to spare and don't want to get started on a full length book.
'Thomas Granger' is my full length novel based loosely on my college days although it is quite fictional. It's good read for when you have a little longer to spend. The other compilations include stories that I've submitted and were chosen for anthologies along with other writers. No matter which you choose, you get my satisfaction guarantee. If you don't like it, I'll write you a new story for free! No other author cares about you that much.
