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A man named Elvis is waiting for a date when a clown enters the bar and tells everyone they can attain "Wisdom" from a man named Swanky Panky for only $5 American. Elvis, along with everyone at the bar, decides to take a chance, and at the parking garage across the street they find three rings and a strange man who carries a bucket of bells and an empty chest. Once Swanky's been paid Elvis and the crowd sit down and Swanky summons people from his bucket and his chest who tell strange and weird and wonderful and horrible stories. A man is haunted by an invisible rat, a lesbian porn star is inspired by a light-bulb, a man named Dr. Pepper is harassed by a lunatic named Mountain Dew, a man made of molecules dances, a young woman struggles with a can opener, a sun falls in love and has her heartbroken, a redneck wins glory everlasting in a contest against a rattlesnake, and these are just some of the endless tales that offer Swanky's Wisdom.