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Like Chelsea Handler, David Sedaris, Dave Barry, and Patton Oswalt, -- Kelly Oxford -- the Canadian native and Los Angeles transplant -- has won legions of fans with her comedic skill, down-to-earth voice, and bull's-eye observations on the absurdity of modern life. For example:''Congratulations America, I finally get a green card & now I may have to move back to Canada. Trump in the final two for President. Surreal.'' ''Dear Parents of pre-teen boys, Tell them they'll get ED by 18 if they watch Internet porn then buy them some porno mags. Thank You, Women'' ''I'm not going to have a coffee this morning with the intent of blaming all my screw-ups on the missed coffee.'' ''1 good piece of news today:7yo told me there is a secret war going on between muffins and cupcakes & I haven't stopped thinking about it.
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Kelly Oxford, dubbed "the Queen of Twitter" by Details, started writing at five years old when she penciled "I had a baby" into her Hello Kitty diary, and she hasn't stopped since. She now writes words that companies like Warner Bros., CBS, and NBC have bought for film and television and magazines like GQ have published. You can read more of her words online in places like Twitter (@kellyoxford) and Tumblr (kellyoxford.tumblr.com) . Born in Edmonton, Canada, she currently lives in Los Angeles with her husband and three children, who all wish they weren't in this book.
