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From Act I: "I think you left these behind" I said, handing them to her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags they've used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and condoms are the top treasures found. "Greasy" let out a sigh as if I were the problem. "I really don't see what the problem is here. It's none of your business what I keep in my handbag" It is when my commission is at stake! I'm not your Designer Handbag Rental Service! My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com! This is a place Freeman Hall, a twenty-year veteran "on the floor" knows well. While delivering side-splitting stories alongside brutally cynical commentary, Freeman recounts his most shocking experiences in Retail Hell-and in this paperback edition, readers get even more! From the time he was attacked by a customer's four-year-old, who grabbed onto his leg like a poodle and wouldn't let go, to the day he found the fitting room walls covered in s**t, Freeman has seen and heard (smelled and felt) it all! Horrifying and hilarious, this behind-the-scenes look at what really goes on at the Big Fancy Stores is rollicking, ready-to-wear wisdom for readers everywhere.

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Freeman Hall

Everyone who has worked in retail has stories to tell. In my first book, Retail Hell, I reveal the absurdly funny side of working in a Big Fancy Department Store while trying to pursue my screenwriting dreams. I began my retail enslavement at the age of twenty at Macy's with my most notable retail experience being with specialty clothing store Nordstrom, where I spent fifteen years as an award-winning handbag manager and salesperson. In 2007, I created the popular Retail Hell Underground.com blog and videos, generating a satirical sounding board for retail slaves worldwide. In my new blog Retail Hell The Book.com, I cover all things retail, dish about handbag fashion, and update the world on my adventures. I live in Los Angeles, California, I'm addicted to clothes, South Park, and Nacho Cheese Doritos. I also enjoy Diet Rockstar Energy Drink while listening to Green Day on my iPod, and I'm manny to a black and white French bulldog named Lanie.

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