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I AM NOT STUPID FUNNY. I AM STUPID FAST. My name is Felton Reinstein, which is not a fast name. But last November, my voice finally dropped and I grew all this hair and then I got stupid fast. Fast like a donkey. Zing! Now they want me, the guy they used to call Squirrel Nut, to try out for the football team. With the jocks. But will that fix my mom? Make my brother stop dressing like a pirate? Most important, will it get me girls-especially Aleah? So I train. And I run. And I sneak off to Aleahs house in the night. But deep down I know I can't run forever. And I wonder what will happen when I finally have to stop.,



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Geoff Herbach

Growing up, Geoff Herbach wanted to play running back for the Green Bay Packers or join The Three Stooges. Neither worked out. Now he writes books, including the award-winning Stupid Fast series, and teaches creative writing at Minnesota State University, Mankato. Visit geoffherbach.com for more information.



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