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From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End,omes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.. Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. . You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. Thats just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You cant feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You wont even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. . Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. Im just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I wont hold it against you if youre upset. I know thats just the spider talking.. "Like an episode of AMCs "The Walking Dead" written by Douglas Adams of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy." ... Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it." -Washington Post. "Kevin Smiths Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller ... David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Dont Touch It is the one and only book for you." -SF Signal



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David Wong

"DAVID WONG is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, New York Times bestselling author of the John Dies at the End series as well as the award-winning Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits. His essays at Cracked.com have been read by tens of millions of people around the world. ZOEY PUNCHES THE FUTURE IN THE DICK: A Novel, the second book in the Zoey Ashe series, arrives in October of 2020."



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