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In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further. It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play.



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Hazel Dixon-Cooper

"Funnier and franker than your best friend after three drinks."Astrologer/author Matthew AbergelWith the mouth of a Gemini, the soul of a Pisces, and an intuitive Aquarius Moon, I can nail anyone's personality the moment I know their birthday. Yes, I'm intuitive, and I love astrology. I've been practicing it for more than twenty-five years.When my first Rotten Day book published, Cosmopolitan magazine offered me the position of Bedside Astrologer, and later, as the daily horoscope writer for its website. I wrote astrology columns and occasional articles for Cosmopolitan for more than eight years, longer than any astrologer in the history of the magazine.Today, my focus includes the weight-loss industry and how it harms more people than it helps. Only after I got out of the revolving door of over-the-counter and commercial quick fixes to losing weight was I able to lose more than 100 pounds and keep it off.I can be reached through my website www.hazeldixoncooper.com. I want to hear your weight-loss stories or answer your questions (astrology included!) . I love to connect with people from all over the world, and I personally answer every email.



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