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From author Ame Dyckman and illustrator Jenn Harney comes a hilarious faux-cautionary tale featuring dad jokes and tantrum-throwing dinosaurs! In this outrageous "safety guide," a child in a museum asks their parents how the dinosaurs all became extinct. Well, their father has some theories. Gallimimus? Ran with scissors. Ankylosaurus? Tipped in their chair. Spinosaurus? Swam after eating. Tyrannosaurus rex? Didn't change their underwear. By the end of the story, the child vows to never do any of these "dangerous" things again. Those dinosaurs should have been more careful! This off-the-wall picture book written by New York Times bestselling author Ame Dyckman with uproarious illustrations by Jenn Harney will have kids laughing out loud as they see dinosaurs getting into some all-too-familiar hijinks.



About the Author

Ame Dyckman

Ame Dyckman writes picture books and board books when she SHOULD be sleeping. She's the award-winning author of BOY BOT; TEA PARTY RULES; the New York Times bestselling WOLFIE THE BUNNY; HORRIBLE BEAR!; YOU DON'T WANT A UNICORN!; YOU DON'T WANT A DRAGON!; READ THE BOOK, LEMMINGS!; MISUNDERSTOOD SHARK; MISUNDERSTOOD SHARK: FRIENDS DON'T EAT FRIENDS; the WEE BEASTIES board book series (HUGGY THE PYTHON HUGS TOO HARD, ROARY THE LION ROARS TOO LOUD, TOUCHY THE OCTOPUS TOUCHES EVERYTHING) ; DANDY; THAT'S LIFE!, the upcoming (June, 2021) THE NEW KID HAS FLEAS, the upcoming (July, 2021) TINY BARBARIAN... and more in the works! Ame lives in New Jersey with her family, too many squirrels, and the characters from her books. Follow Ame on Twitter (@AmeDyckman) , where she Tweets book news, goofy poetry, goofy photos, and pretty much EVERYTHING that pops into her head!



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