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Welcome fledging Social Climbers Allow us to show you the wayBirds do it bees do it even educated fleas do it so whats the big deal You shouldnt be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life This is America after all In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook The Social Climbers Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro MountaineerThe Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings cocktail parties and funeralsSocial Climbing as a familyHow to handle sex dating marriage and loveYour social climbing IQ and how to improve itHow to spot a Big Fish Whale Turtle or Unicorn and what they can do for youJohnson Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasnt addictive In short Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them Who better to guide you.
