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Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother shes never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her problems have landed her in shopping rehab-thats what happens when you spend 246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now shes decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles shes had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day. Hurdles such as I hate my horse. Every job Ive ever had is the worst job Ive ever had. Hes not a doctor, a lawyer, or a prince. Ill eat anything, as long as its gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic. In an Adderall-induced flash of inspiration, Babe Walker has managed to create one of the most enjoyable, unforgettable memoirs in years.